Perfect Timing Astrology – Lori’s Astrology & Aura Studio

Excuse my heavy-​handed speech, but trying to extract direct info from the lady I spoke with, was about as easy as preventing a hard-​on with a bl**w job.
I asked how much a psychic reading costs. The lady said it’s $ 45 and will last anywhere from a few minutes to an hour, it depends. Not too vague so far. Okay, I thought. That sounds reasonable, depending on whether or not she is legit.
She said a natal chart is «a little pricey, because I do it by hand». ($ 250). Ouch. And she had a hard time articulating what the process would be like, except that you’d receive anything from a dozen page print out, to a fifty-​page print out, as a result. Then, in apparent contradiction, she stated she has a computer that does her natal charts.
Then she talked about a «Body-​soul» chart, which allegedly tells you where you store stress in your body.
«But don’t most people already know where stress is stored?», I submitted, in polite tones.
«Well, yeah, of course», she responded, as if I’d asked if humans breath air, «but it gives you other information too.» [I didn’t bother asking what else.]
«What do you find out about my soul from that chart?»
«There are many aspects we look into.»
«What I mean is, by what mechanism does the chart work; what are you using to find out my body-​soul information?»
«Well, in order to interpret the information from the body-​soul chart you’ll need to get another reading first, like a psychic reading, natal chart … or an aura or karma done first.» (Karma??)
«So you can’t explain how the body-​soul chart works, and in order to interpret the results of that enigmatic reading, I’ll need to get an additional reading too?»
Exasperated exhalation, then …
«No, that’s not what I’m saying. Well, I mean, yes, you’ll need the extra reading because we don’t interpret the body-​soul chart. That’s up to you to interpret, or you’ll need an additional reading for the interpretation.»
«So you can’t explain how the chart works, or what information it will give me, and it’s up to me to interpret the results, unless I get an additional reading of some sort.»
«Well, yeah, it’s kind of hard to explain.»
«So you can’t explain the mechani — «, I badger, maybe being a little obnoxious.
«I use your date of birth.»
«Isn’t that what you use for the natal chart too? Shouldn’t either reading offer me body-​soul info? Why do I need both?»
{ Momentary silence } … And I jump in again …
«How much is the body/​soul reading?»
«It’s $ 350.»
… I’ve actually truncated our long, circular, nonsensical verbal joust to spare your sanity.
Conclusion: I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, it’s a travesty that this kind of individual exists, lying in wait for intellectually lazy consumers with pathologically «open minds». That fact is sad and a little infuriating. However I have such little respect for those who actually allow themselves to be so easily victimized, that I ALMOST don’t care.

I’ve never used Perfect Timing’s services because, being a serious student/​teacher of astrology for a decade now, I’m naturally skeptical of «psychics» or «spiritual advisers» that Claim to use astrology in their dealings (solely for its popularity factor) but really know NOTHING about astrology other than maybe «sun signs.»
These people are an insult to astrology as a whole; they are the reason people say astrology is bologna!
I decided to do a little experiment…
I called «Lori» and asked her some astrology related questions. After informing her that I have *some* knowledge of the subject I asked her what she does regarding astrology in her shop.
Her answer was vague to say the least and she sounded uncertain all the way. If I didn’t know better I’d say she didn’t know what she was talking about.
BUT IT GETS BETTER!
I then decided to seal the deal by asking her a specific question about something more technical in astrology: I asked her the position of her Moon & the sign its in sign in her natal chart.
She said, «I haven’t checked it in a while so I’m not sure where I have it.»
…
You either know your moon sign or you don’t. It doesn’t change (I didn’t ask her about her progressed Moon sign). And if she knew it doesn’t change, how could she FORGET what permanent sign her Moon is in in HER OWN CHART!!!
(Ones’ Moon sign isn’t private information to an astrologer, either. I know my chart like the back of my hand and see it as public data (it would be hypocritical not to!)).
I’d heard enough. «Lori’s Astrology» is another example of a «fortune teller» trying to make money any way they can and by using any cover possible (ie palmistry, tarot, astrology, telepathy, etc) while in actuality having little-​to-​no knowledge on any of the subjects other than say maybe… one… maybe.
Conclusion: AVOID THIS PLACE!
P. S. This place is appropriately listed under «Religious Organizations» being as their website has more Christianity related literature & images than anything else!