Our Lady of the Elms

I can’t really tell you much about this school since I’m a guy but I’ve heard a lot from my friends and I think I can shed more light on the place than some 7^th grade lesbian who uses words like, ‘h***hole.’
This is a school for smart kids who take their education seriously. They want to go to elite schools when they graduate and are willing to forego a lot of the high school fun to get a real education. This is the kind of place where there are no hall passes and attendance is a given. There aren’t any bells ringing and the class sizes are small. Everyone does their homework because it matters.
The school is surprisingly liberal for a Catholic school. They focus a lot on things like social justice and community service. Kids wore their Obama buttons to class and worked for progressive candidates.
It is not a bad place. Don’t listen to some Atlanta wobbly-​puss who flunked out in the 7^th grade and has carried a chip on her shoulder all the way to some grad school. She made out with some teacher’s daughter? Are you kidding me?
The Elms isn’t the typical Catholic school just because somebody gave her a bad grade 15 years ago.

You could not pay me enough to send my (future) kids to this school. Seriously. They gave an insane amount of work to 6^th graders. C’mon, fracking 6^th grade! What is wrong with you? If you’re in junior high and your homework takes over 5 hours to do every night and you’re not even close to done, there’s something wrong. Especially because my parents lived far away so it felt like I spent half the damned time just going to and from this h***hole. My 7^th grade social studies teacher told my mom I was lazy and stupid. Nice right? Well guess what you old douchenozzle, I got a freaking awesome assistantship to grad school no thanks to you and I made out with your daughter. HA HA. I hope she «came out» and embarrassed you because you’re an uptight conservative wench.
Uh yeah, in any case, this place sucks.