Personally, I’d rather have a bottle of Agent Provocateur perfume in my Christmas stocking than jewellery. For those ladies(and lady boys) that can never have enough sparkle however, Swarvoski has a whole shop worth of rings, necklaces, pendants, bangles, ear-rings and watches. Some are decorated with tasteful crystals, gems and precious stones, others are tacky as hell. The thing I find even stranger than the fact some people are happy to spend over £50 on a pastel pink love heart pendant is Swarvoski’s décor. Surely white or muted walls would encourage more people to buy jewellery than screaming orange and blue? Just a thought…