Super Quick Shine

This is something I thought I’d never say: I wish I’d cleaned the bloody car myself instead!
We opted for Wash 4 at £15 which included a jet and hand wash and a vacuum inside. When we got out of the car to let them vacuum it, we noticed that most of the lettering from the number plate had vanished. When questioned, everyone came up with a different reason for why it had happened, and the long and the short was that they didn’t care.
We ended up paying full price and then having to go and spend even more money on a new number plate. They hadn’t even done that great a job with the jet wash as I noticed a load of remaining dirt on the outside of the car — admittedly it was a real state beforehand but that’s why we were getting it washed!
Not worth the money and no responsibility taken for damage to the vehicle — go somewhere else.

I’ve been here 3 times. The first time they did a reasonably OK job of my car, it was the first time i had ever bothered to have my car washed instead of doing it myself, so i wasn’t sure of what to expect.
The 2^nd time i’m half sure they scratched my car, but again I can’t be sure as i’m not 100% it wasn’t there beforehand. The fact it was a new car and I only noticed this afterwards would suggest so though. That car is now no longer anyway :(
We went very recently to just get my borrowed courtesy car cleaned inside and out. They somehow managed to blast off half the letters on the front number plate, then refused to admit any responsibility and charged us the full £15. We ended up having to spend another £23 ish at Halfords getting this corrected. Not happy.