Factory Clearance

This shop annoys me because:
1) It always has ‘closing down’ signs, but never actually closes
2) It advertises using huge ‘£1′ signs in the window, but hardly anything in there is actually £1
3) It blares horrible loud music out onto Market Street
The best deal I spotted in there was a Rubix Cube for £1, but apart from that you can buy awful fluorescent knitwear, dodgy watches, rubbish DVDs, ugly chinaware and snuggle blankets.
The signs outside say proclaim that it is going out of business, so hopefully the shop will turn into something useful or cool, but I have a feeling it will remain a terrible cheap shop for years to come. If you want something decent for a quid, then you’d be better off heading to Pound Empire or Quality Save.

Agreed, this place is ridiculous. Even if everything inside was one pound, as is advertised by the giant signs, it would still constitute an absolute rip off.
This shop will suit you if:
(i) You want a ‘designer’ watch that weighs less than a piece of paper and doesn’t tell the time.
(ii) You want to see all the worst films ever made in one big pile with no organizing nonsense such as alphabetizing or chronologizing principles.
(iii) You are just too calm and want to get stressed out fast.
If you don’t fit this criteria (you’d be surprised how busy this establishment is) then stay away. Perhaps it would do for a joke present or two, but little else.