Portobello Lounge

Portobello Lounge is located at The Muse at 269, but it is –not– The Muse at 269. That would be the art gallery next door. Plus, according to the bartender behind the counter, they’re under different ownership as well.
Whew. With all of that confusing business out of the way…
It’s worth noting that their website apparently hasn’t been updated yet to reflect that they no longer have a chef here. Ergo, they no longer serve food. It’s questionable whether or not they’ll look to replace their chef (who departed less than a month ago at this point), so if you’re looking to nip in for a nibble and a show, you’ll only get half of that experience. Not to worry, there are plenty of edibles within walking distance.
Similarly, this past Wednesday evening found me standing at the bar, asking if they had a cocktail menu.
Bartender: Sorry, we don’t have menus right now.
Me: As in… you’re –out– of menus? Or you don’t have a cocktail menu at all?
Bartender: We don’t have any at all right now. They’re being redone.
Me: Oh. But you serve cocktails?
Bartender: Not at the moment. We have various liquors…
Me: How about a gin and tonic?
Bartender: I can do that.
Me: Great then. I’ll have two.
When dealing with a bar situation where they don’t really serve cocktails and are having new menus worked up, it’s probably best to stick to basics. And it’s generally hard to mess up a G ‘n’ T.
A simple drink, smooth jazz, and great company make for a pleasant Wednesday night. If invited out again, I’d be totally willing to give Portobello Lounge another go. However, I can’t say I’d make the haul of my own volition.

Absolutely rude staff! very dirty place, stinking toilet! Awful place, never again! Strongly recommend to avoid this place!

Delicious italian place with generous portions, properly cooked pasta, and sensibly priced coffee (£1.50 for an espresso macchiato.)
After an insalata caprese and a carbonara, I needed the coffee to digest.
Service is lovely, the big windows at the front let it an abundance of light, and there were paintings on the wall from a temporary exhibition called «Quietude» which were lovely.
A 2-​course lunch for 2 (with coffees) was £30 with a good tip! No service charge is applied, so you leave what you wish.
Looking forward to going again for lunch next time I go around portobello market. :)
YUMMMM!