Me: Hello, I need some cheap and easy business cards. Them: Do you have art ready? Me: No, I just need something with my name an contact info. — no graphics, etc. Them: single sided? Me: that’s fine. simple is all I need. Them: the minimum order is 100. Me: that’s fine. How much would that be? Them: 40 plus VAT Me: Let me unbuckle my pants and bend over first.