Grand Indian Two

Yep, I went in a little drunk and came out a lot heavier but a lot more sober :). We ordered the grand indian menu and tandoori chicken. Way too much food! Probably not going to go back– too expensive for the quality and service

Ignorant staff mediocre food, my madras had as much kick as a lamb rhogan. Cheap wine glasses that resembled wide egg cups, overpriced steer clear! I have to leave one star? Ok but it’s not worth half a star!

The Grand Indian was a dining option only because of location and after going there, it won’t ever be again. The food, I will say, was decent. With the standard array of Indian fare available, I found my meal to be average, with little to complain or rave about.
The service on the other hand, was single handedly the worst that I’ve ever experienced. The waiter seemed decidedly standoff-​ish, bringing the entire dinner into some humorously awkward dance of a grizzled and angry waiter and a affable manager attempting smooth his interactions over. The other diners in the restaurant (and there weren’t many) all mentioned to us at some point how bad the waitstaff was, leaving the unanimous opinion of all the present customers at «never coming again».
The bottom line is that if you want tepid indian food and a horrible dining experience for slightly too much money, try this place. I’m just glad I never saw the toilets.

worked in the area for 7 years, the only indian worth visiting it the area… probaly of all time never had a bad meal there!
meat madras is especialy good, good old fashioned curry house. little pricey though.
very suprised by some of the negative reviews! maybe they were by off duty toilet attendents… if you appreciate good indian food please try.

This restaurant should come with a health warning
Great location almost opposite the swanky offices of PwC, and two minutes from the Embankment tube station, it’s the kind of Indian restaurant that epitomizes how bad things can get.
Service was fine, but food was tired, over-​heated, and most probably from the day (or week) before.
But what really put the nail in the coffin for me was a visit to the bathroom. Let’s just say that if I had been there before the meal, I would not have touched the food.
Avoid!

When we launched Qype, one of my goals was to help people to avoid places that you stumble upon because they have a great location but leave you unsatisfied.
Grand Indian II is exactly this. Situatied on a street with a lot of pedestrian traffic from Embankment, it has a totally uninspiring and blank interior. It could also be a dry cleaing place from the 60s. This would not matter to me, if the food was good.
However, if you spend 14,95 £ for a vegetarian Thail dish, you receive a very booring assortment of vegetables which look and taste like they have been simmering in the kitchen for a very very long time. At least, that is what happened to me.
To be fair, the vegetable curry (7,95) was better, but that was about the only thing.
The toilets were simply disgusting, leaving it only to our imagination what the kitchen does look like.