It’s no wonder Subway have decided to put signs around their stores actively encouraging customers to ‘masticate more’. After all, you need a strong jaw to actually bite into one of their subs, never mind chew it five hundred times! For those that share Desperate Dan’s strong physique and chiselled jaw-line, why not knock yourself out and try a Classic Sub, Breakfast Sub or Sub of the Day? After all, there’s very few sandwich shops which offer portions the size of Subways for such low prices. Which brings me to my second issue with the company; by keeping their prices so cheap they threaten to force local sandwich shops and cafes out of business. I know a bit of competition is healthy for everyone but let’s be honest, it’s not hard to do the maths and work out that Subway undercuts everyone by buying and selling vast quantities of food.