Poptastic

The bouncers are uneducated scumbag thugs who would be better suited to Jeremy Kyles sofa than a door.
I turned up hoping for a good night out with my friends (we are all professional), and upon asking why I was being rejected entry to the venue,
I got some young chav bouncer telling me that «if I did t f**k off, I would be floored» — the same bouncer who 5 minutes before kindly pointed me to the nearest ATM.
The person manning the phones on the inside was also very unhelpful, informing me that «the bouncers can decide who they do and don’t let in»
I had spent all evening in a meeting and hadn’t touched a drop of alcohol. I used to frequent this place a lot as a student, when the door staff were much friendlier and it was actually a really good night. Cuts have obviously been made, and the decent door staff have been replaced with mindless chimpanzee bullies.
Good luck having a good night here

Nice student crowd, very busy on Tuesdays.