Brighton & Hove Albion FC

Brighter @ Home Aldi Onions are basically this type of tear-​inducing veggie only sold at Aldi, which look fairly dull in the supermarket, but as soon as you get them in your kitchen, they shine like the Shankara Stones in f***ing Indiana Jones and the Temple of f***ing Doom.
Brighton fans are lovely and friendly people, and as the song goes, you can see them holding hands, on any given day. They have an incredible new stadium and are a legendary club whom even Des Lynam is a fan of.
First-​Hand Experience: I’ve seen them play twice at the AMEX in the last few years including 2011 which was a draw and was really excellent in terms of atmosphere, and I’ve also seen a few away games of theirs too. I’m very familiar with this club and the lovely fans.
Dick Knight saved the club and then built an amazing 30k stadium. Which is a coincidence because Dick Knights also saved me, many times, from boredom and misery. So yay.
Kerry Mayo is a former player of this club, but eventually, time managed to ketchup with him, and he mustard retired or something because he isn’t on the roster. I looked to see if there are any Mayos on there and there aren’t onion. Anyway lettuce move on, otherwise I’ll be here writing this until tomato morning.
Chris Hughton is currently the manager, but Gus Poyet is the one that really took them to the next level until the weird poop and play off loss incidents. No idea what that was about. They had some great players like Valencia’s Vicente. They were in the top tier of the league briefly in the early 80s but never apart from that, though they’re threatening to get back there now.
If you’re ever in Brighton, try the chips from Bankers and try a banana shake from JB’s, they’re amazing. And this club, one of these days, we’ll see it in the Premier League I am sure. A truly classic English club in one of the best cities in England.
I hope I managed to Brighton your day. Hove a good one. Albion later to write some more.