Mighty Bite

Well the name of the establishment could be easily ‘Mighty Bad’ I thought Id had the worst breakfast ever in a branch of Texas Homecare in the 80’s but this was deplorable, after sitting down we noticed that the tables were dirty and damaged, dirt could be seen on the skirting boards of the premises but we had already arranged to meet someone and had ordered two mighty breakfasts and cups of coffee, well the service was slow and miserable the coffee was like dirty warm water with milk (and tasted the same) and the breakfast was swimming in water, probably from the tinned mushrroms that were used, bullet eggs, insiped beans, the sausage was like rubber and the bacon was so salty I was unable to eat it, the plate was removed from me virtually uneaten but the service staff didnt blink a eye about this fact, I think they are used to it, we had to go to a nearby Mcdonalds for something ‘decent’ to eat and I think THAT says it all!!!
The guy who runs this place (chef?) looked dirty and unkept in a black t-​shirt and dirty trousers his son? who also works there was unbelievably dumb when I asked him directions to Stockport, well dumb or purposely unhelpfull, I dont know.
To be honest the establishment is in a very run down area and maybe the patrons are used to cheap frozen and tinned food, but i certainly will not be returning, not even for a Mighty Bad Breakfast.

Was working nearby on a Saturday Morning and we decided to try this place even though it looked a bit scruffy from the outside and was in a bad area of Ashton, big mistake as it is an awful café. I had an English breakfast, it was one of the worst I’ve had in 40 years I’m afraid and hence this review, the eggs were undercooked and very small, the beans were cheap in a watery sauce, the bacon was extremely salty and very cheap quality, the toast was hardly toasted and tasted very sweet. My friend had a Chicken Burger which was very poor looking (like a birds eye one) and to his distress he found that the burger was still frozen in the middle (have they not heard of E. coli?), we told a skinny bleached blonde woman but she was more interested in chatting to other male customers than dealing with … and we decided to try this place even though it looked a bit scruffy from the outside and was in a bad area of Ashton, big mistake as it is an awful café. I had an English breakfast, it was one of the worst I’ve had in 40 years I’m afraid and hence this review, the eggs were undercooked and very small, the beans were cheap in a watery sauce, the bacon was extremely salty and very cheap quality, the toast was hardly toasted and tasted very sweet. My friend had a Chicken Burger which was very poor looking (like a birds eye one) and to his distress he found that the burger was still frozen in the middle (have they not heard of E. coli?), we told a skinny bleached blonde woman but she was more interested in chatting to other male customers than dealing with our complaint, we really don’t need bone china but the cups were chipped and dirty, whole place was extremely grubby and the clientele used very industrial language, the staff were offhand, and we got no discount or apology for the frozen burger (which we still have in case we get ill. AVOID AVOID AVOID