Lady Patricia

I wouldn’t recommend this place to my worst enemy… After enjoying a few drinks in this disappointingly empty bar, I was asked to leave by the security for no other reason than I was «too drunk.» If at all possible, I would avoid this location when visiting Stockholm. What a poor experience and representation of night life in this city. Not to even mention the music… My ears are still bleeding. What a trap!

Weirdest club experience of my life. Went on a Sunday (gay) night and by 3am there were still only 30 patrons there. Right around 3am my partner and I were asked to leave because we were «too drunk». Last time I was «too drunk» I woke up on a street corner with my pants around my ankles… this was FAR from that experience. Security assaulted me walking out the door and manager was not worthwhile talking to. I probably should have called the police. Been to many clubs throughout US and Europe and never had an experience like this. Read other reviews that suggested similar experiences and brushed them off as drunk bitties. I now know this is true — especially after spending over $ 100 on horrible beer, can’t believe I was treated that way. Stay far, far, far, away. Seriously.

Really dug the place — even though they played crappy music and majority of people were uni students getting off on the dance floor and yes, loads of drink spilt everywhere. But you’re on a BOAT. DANCING! There was a hot security guard there that topped it all off, along with free foam light sticks. After numerous requests however, they didn’t play any ABBA. Shame, but had a great time nonetheless.

The restaurant is on the top deck of a retired royal yacht. On a Sunday it is very gay and full of guys enjoying the open air, music and views out back to the city.
They have regular dishes which were recommended to us, but it wasn’t the best meal we had In Stockholm:
Lobster soup: basically a bisque but too salty.
Summer salad: refreshing and the salad dressing was good. However it should have stated that the prawns came breaded & deep-​fried as that didn’t fit with the salad.
Crayfish toast was nothing special.
The halibut in bacon was very disappointing. The halibut was dry and only made palatable by the butter sauce.
The redeeming feature was the mash potato with lobster (side dish), which was delicious.
Coffee icecream was good. The apple pie was nothing special.
The service was slow and we had to keep asking for water or wine refills and even for cutlery!
The night time bar was great and a fun DJ. I would go back for that!

It hasn’t closed. It just moved. Plug the location into Google Maps and you’ll see that it is about a 10 minute walk from Zinkensdamm.
This place has been «legendary» since I first got to Stockholm and people started telling me about «the f$%@ boat». It took me about 9 months to actually check out enough places in Stockholm that I felt it was time to see what this legendary ship was all about ^^
The myths are a mix of true and false. Definitely a lot of people looking to hook up here but I think it’s just the whole sketchy ass scene of being on a crappy boat and people being fantastically drunk. I have never seen people spill so much beer anywhere in Stockholm. Literally every 60 seconds someone is walking by spilling beer on your shoes. Heard glasses being broken every few minutes. Tons of beer bottles and all else being thrown into the sea (idiots). I was surprised that it was NOT just an older crowd as I thought I had heard but there were a LOT of young people there. There was definitely an older crowd, 35 – 45 here too, mixing in.
They have a couple dance floors. I didn’t stay at them long but the music was bad house while I was nearby. And there was a live rock band upstairs — I actually liked them. Obviously it’s not amazing talent but they were fun to listen to for a few songs and then move further away and let it be the background music.
I actually thought this place had a good setup to meet random people. Not every bar in Stockholm is designed that well to mix people but it works here. Sure there are some idiots wandering around but I thought people were generally pretty all right and friendly, as they are pretty much everywhere in Stockholm outside of Östermalm.
It’s really far to get here but it’s open till 5.
You have to be in a very special mood to enjoy Patricia. Trust your gut feeling on when that is, and then say «whatever» to your standards for Stockholm establishments and spend a night here. You can enjoy yourself. On the other hand if you want to «go clubbing on a boat» without keeping in mind that this place is a floating ghetto wasteland then you will surely hate it.

Awesome place to have a function & then party the night away.
Food was very good & staff looked after us all the time.

Sooo you decide to go out in Stockholm, you’re buzzed, feeling like it’s going to be a good night. Then one of your friends mentions Patricia, you’re intrigued: «what? A night club on a boat? Sounds fun!»
YOU’RE WRONG, IT’S SHITE!
Go to Patricia if you want shite bartenders, shite drinks, shite bouncers and shite music. Now, if the above appeals to you and you’re also hoping to catch a STD, Patricia is the place for you.
Oh, did I mention that Patricia is shite? It is!