Green Elephant Excetive Health Spa

I travel A LOT and when I do I enjoy a GOOD FOOT massage because I generally do a lot of walking around the city or at least way more then I do at home and I foot massage is SUPER CHEAP. Now it goes without saying that when I travel I sometimes have to keep an open mind because YOUR NOT in Kansas anymore Toto! So whatever YOU THINK something should be like it probably is NOT going to be that way.
I had just come from the electronic mall and it was POURING RAINING! I had NEVER seen rain drops so GI-​NORMOUS before. As I was passing by with my travel bud in tow we saw this massage sign and so we thought why not go have a massage and get out of the rain for a bit.
This place is NOT well placed and you will have to descend down a few stairs to the entrance. AS SOON AS I walked in I KNEW something was a foot or at least my «Spidey Senses» were on full alert. Why is that you ask? Well this place was UBER DINGY, GRIMY, FILTHY, DARK and DANK. It also had a smell of OLD gym socks. Still I was trying NOT to judge but I knew right then I wasn’t trying to have a FULL BODY ANYTHING up in there!
We walked up to the counter and asked how much a foot massage was and we just got a couple of weird stares. Then they looked at each other, discussed a price in another language and then told us. I was cool with the price for a foot massage, but my travel buddy decided to go for a full body massage. I tired to persuade her NOT TO but she insisted that was what she wanted!
We paid and took a seat and a few minutes later I was called to go down this EERIE DARK hallway and at the same time my travel buddy got called to go (in a different direction) down another hallway EERIE DARK hallway.
My foot massage was in a NASTY FILTHY ROOM. The chairs were COVERED in some BLACK dirt. Probably from use. Each chairs has a TV but several were broken or missing. I felt like I was going to catch some street-​women disease sitting on the chair fully clothed. The foot massage WASN’T GOOD and left bruises because he was too rough. And yes I did say something several times.
My travel buddy on the other hand had a MUCH WORSE EXPERIENCE then I did. The room was just as nasty and there was NO massage table but a BED! An ACTUAL BED with used nasty sheets. She had a heavy-​set massage women come in and tell her to take off her clothes. She didn’t leave or anything. So she decided to keep on her undies. She laid on her stomach and the female masseuse mounted her and put her HOT PU. Y on her back! Hahaha! I was dying laughing when she told me!
To top it off I found out this is NOT your normal massage place but we didn’t know! This place give «Happy Ending» massages so I am sure when we walked in they knew we had NO CLUE what this place was. Since my foot massage finished before my travel buddy I waited for her in the lobby. I saw several men come in and go into a side room and a line of women came down from behind some wall, dressed in lingerie and hoochie-​momma outfits, went in to the room and another guy followed them in with a wad of moola in his pocket. The guy pick a girl he wanted, the others left and went back behind the wall and the guy and girl went into some room down the hall. WHAT! Where the H*LL am I! I need to get my AZZ OUT OF HERE and quick!
Finally the violation massage was done and we left NEVER to return AGAIN! OMG! I’m open but I wasn’t looking for a massage like that! But if that is what your in the market for this place is for you! Goodness Gracious!
As soon as we both got back to the apt we took a HOT shower because we felt so gross and my travel buddy needed to get that HOT PU**Y off her back before she tested positive for an STD!