Coldwater Lanes & Laundromat

Straight up, this gets five stars JUST for the fact that someone had the stroke of genius to open a Bowl-​o-​mat… a Laundro-​bowl… never mind.
SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!
Get your laundry going, GO BOWLING while you wait!!! Farewell to staring at the dryers, so long to out-​of-​print Reader’s Digest issues, goodbye epic laundry journeys of boredom and sedentary wasted time!
So: this was discovered as a result of a rainy day at the cottage — couldn’t sunbathe on the dock or go out in the boat, so I guess we’ll go into town for a while… wait a minute… IS THAT A COMBO LAUNDROMAT/​BOWLING ALLEY OVER THERE???
To answer your question, yes it is. YES IT IS.
Our group of friends inaugurated the «Annual Coldwater Classic». Funnily enough, there used to be a weird knick-​knacky antique shop RIGHT across from here, and this is where our trophy comes from.
Interesting fact: Current Championship title holder of the Coldwater Classic is none other than Unilocaler Kevin D.‘s (
) gorgeous wife! Huzzah!
I’m passing the baton to you, Kevi! Give us some more juicy deets about this place!