Kleins Perfumery

Some of the best customer service i’ve ever experienced was at Kleins!
One of the lovely ladies behind the counter asked me what kind of scents I have owned and using her perfume savoir-​faire, carefully selected some special names for me to try. It was like a wine tasting, breaking down each scent into its top notes, its low notes and every other note. Gradually by process of elimination I found my new signature. So much fun!
The merchandise itself is wonderful, unique and precious but I would go back here on service alone.

I do all the Christmas Shopping for my female friends and family at this shop.
They have the most amazing range of perfumes, soaps, skin care and the like.
I am a sucker for pretty things and beautiful packaging, which means I can spend hours in here just looking at all they have on offer.
The staff are super helpful too, and they do gorgeous gift wrapping.

In the mathematical field of study known as Chaos Theory, the «Butterfly Effect» (not to be confused with the moderately successful late 1990’s Brisbane band of the same name) is defined as a small change at one point in a large, non-​linear environment (such as your life) that can lead to significantly changed outcomes at a later time. This might seem like it has shit all to do with a cute perfume shop but the point I’m trying to make is that it’s amazing how one decision or change can make so much difference.
Back on point, Klein’s (or «The Kleinery» as my inner portmanteau-​loving wordnerd insists I call it) is responsible for ensuring I made the transition from Lynx-​wearing teenager to sensible, not-​unpleasantly-​scented adult. And as a result, it is probably responsible for a range of things that have happened in my life, from successful romantic endeavours to being selected for jobs. Let’s be honest — nobody hires someone who reeks of Blue Stratos (unless you’re going for a job as a Taxi Driver); or shags them (except for that Debbie who goes to the Doncaster RSL over-40’s every Saturday and permanently yearns for a special week in December 1986. No, you can’t have her number).
You see, it was the work of an old friend (who was a staff member at this centre of apothecarial excellence) that moved me away from the sickly sweet, instantly pressurised fragrances of Supermarket Aisle 3 towards my signature scent. «Try this — I think you’ll like it. I call it ‘Hot Man’…» she beckoned. That was five years ago. I’ve worn it diligently ever since — and the Kleinery is one of the few places that stock it. Even more special is the fact that to date, I’ve never met anyone else who wears it. My life is now peppered with the occasional «what IS that cologne you’re wearing?» or «You smell excellent right now» comment — both of which serve as excellent stimulants for my ego.
It was this place which taught me that the fragrance a man wears should be subtle, pleasant, and somewhat unique. And that an atomised spray is the best way to apply any fragrance — doling it out with slaps or rubbing it in usually isn’t.
And importantly, the store even has a resident cat!
While many of the products offered are feminine, there are also many excellent masculine fragrances, soaps, and products stocked. Although if you buy the cologne that I wear and we happen to meet, I may have to come to your house, pinch your bottle, and crudely extract the part of your brain where your memory of it is retained.

Perfect place for present shopping if there’s a woman in your life who likes to smell nice. And Kleins caters to a range of budgets too — I always stop here even if I’m just after a $ 20 present because you can often pick up a nice body wash or something. And of course you can spend up, especially on the perfumes, which they’ll gift wrap excellently for you, leaving one less thing to worry about (and I’m absolutely crap at it).
Soaps, lip balms, shampoos, hand creams, most in nice bottles that look great as gifts.
They also stock a range of men’s shaving products which I would probably have bought already if I didn’t use an electric shaver, as well as face cleansers. In fact, if anyone wants to buy me some Apivita face cleanser for Christmas, go right ahead.

This is such a wonderful little gift shop for that special girl in your life. I’ve proven time and time again that the special girl in my life is me. I can’t get enough of buying myself stuff from Klein’s Perfumery.
The scents are so beautiful and classy in here. You won’t find the stench of Britney’s or J Lo’s latest offering, but you will aromatherapy oils and perfumes from Hermes, Penhaligon, Demeter, Nasomatto and many, many more.
There’s also excellent make-​up form Becca, products from my favourite skincare range, Aesop, and a great selection of books that would make ideal gifts.
There are also beautiful products for men, so boys — don’t let the gaggle of women in store put you off, manœuvre your way through and get yourself some sweet, sweet smells.

If you’re looking for a fragrance you saw in a magazine ad or on TV, Kleins is not the place for you. If however, you want something unique and you’re prepared to work out what notes you like and sniff your way through a store, this is where you go.
With staff that know a thing or two about stuff that smells and a range of fragrances (for both people and homes) that are uncommon and often not available elsewhere, a stop at Kleins is sure to see you bring home something beautiful.
I walked away with a Demeter fragrance that smells EXACTLY like gin and tonic with cucumber. It was a toss up between that and one called ‘dirt’ which was exactly the smell you inhale when you go to a garden nursery after it’s rained. Amazing!

Every time I walk along Brunswick Street, I have to stop off at Klein’s Perfumery.
Just a small store, Klein’s Perfumery is the perfect way to waste away a few hours and expand your skincare, makeup and fragrance knowledge.
Your nose will be bombarded when you enter the space. A library of scents from candles, perfumes, skin care and hair care fill the store, and if you aren’t careful you may miss nooks and crannies devoted to specific brands.
A treasure trove of the senses, Klein’s stocks local and imported products including the legendary Penhaligons range. For those of you who are familiar with Penhaligons then rejoice: they have the famous Bluebell perfume.
They also stock some spectacular candles including the Australian Glasshouse range at very reasonable prices (around $ 37 for a large candle). With combinations like guava and sandalwood and vanilla and caramel, Glasshouse candles are nontoxic and great for a gift, or personal indulgence.
The staff are relaxed and very friendly, their enthusiasm and optimism contributes to the pleasant atmosphere that radiates inside Klein’s.
Just ask for help and prepare to be wowed with their extensive knowledge about the products.

If you are the ultimate «girly girl» or a bloke who isn’t ashamed to take good care of his skin, it’s almost certain that you have paid a visit to Kleins Perfumery. If not, shame on you!
Kleins is absolute decadence. Sweet smelling perfumes, organic skin care and the absolute best for your body and hair — this place is heaven for those that appreciate little luxuries.
The staff are very helpful, and are more than happy to give you a once-​over and tell you what you’re in need of (in the nicest possible way of course!) and explain to you exactly how to use it.
I also highly recommend Kleins when you need to buy a present for a girl that has everything — from now on your 21^st birthday presents are all sorted! Thank me later.