A shiny wonderland! Oh hallowed temple to stationery and office goodies, resplendent are you in your newly constructed and perfectly staffed glory, please accept these tithes from your humble servant as a mark of respect and patronage for this year and all the years that follow. This is the benchmark against which all other Officeworks — nay! All other department stores! — should be measured. Tons of undercover parking. A toner recycling bin out front. A friendly helper at the door who pointed me exactly where I needed to go. Wide aisles, neat rows, everything in stock. And, wonder of wonders, fully staffed counters, with blue shirts everywhere, wherever and whenever you need them. Miraculous. I’d vote for this store in the local council elections if it was running.