The Whole Enchilada

I have eaten here twice, one time I had the «summer burrito» and another time the regular burrito, the difference being that the summer burrito has lettuce in it… Ok. Lettuce+ hot ingredients= bad.
I gave them a second chance months later with the regular burrito, The burrito had only beans, cheese, and chicken in it. The beans tasted like butter and the cheese was all in a glob at the bottom of the burrito, I asked for it spicy and I couldn’t taste any flavour other than the butter. For some reason they gave me a separate container of equally bland rice, lettuce, and beans on the side with sour cream that tasted like nothing. Why not put the rice in the burrito guys?
Not worth the money.

What a massive mistake not checking this place before being sat at the table!
Apart from the food that unfortunately I had, what shocked me the most was the kitchen. At one point, one of the guy who was cooking, literally thrown food on wet floor and he left it there for at least 15 minutes (then i left…).
Not to mention a cockroach on the wall.
The waitress was friendly but with no exeprience.
Big no no

I wish I had read the reviews before coming here.
Yeah, what everyone else wrote pretty much sums up our experience last night.
This place is located in a prime location on Hall St and I’ve walked by it several times wondering how the Mexican food was. At the same time I’ve never heard anyone mention it so maybe there was a reason why.
A sign on the front advertised fresh fruit margaritas — mango, watermelon and strawberry. Sounded good to me! I ordered the crushed mango margarita and my bf ordered the classic lime. It tasted like water. Literally no flavour at all. Just a bunch of blended ice, despite it looking colourful. I’m really wondering if the staff was aware?! Even the classic margarita was a pile of blended ice and a shot of tequila.
We ordered chips and guacamole to start. Guacamole was really bland. Needed salt or onions or something as it tasted like cream.
We also got the sizzling chicken fajitas for two. Ok this is when we really regretted coming here. The chicken was completely dry and the pieces were burnt/​stuck to the platter. No spices or seasoning was used. Just dry chicken pieces and some capsicum. It came with the usual sides — sour cream, pico de gallo, gaucamole, cheese, beans, rice. Beans and rice were super bland. We had to drench our fajitas in hot sauce just to give it some flavour.
Worst Mexican food I’ve ever had. Shockingly horrible and bland.

We ended up at this place on New Year’s day as everywhere else was full… and we soon found out why, $ 17 for a plate of nacho, melted cheese, a blob of sour cream, an (just the one) olive and a little bit of (really quite fatty) beef, all really quite uninspiring. The burrito that was ordered by my partner was equally lustless… if you are going to serve such anemic good at least offer it on a different colored plate other than a white/​cream colour…
All in all, give this one a wide birth…

Terrible food. Dry bland over priced crap, seriously the worst Mexican I have ever eaten in my life. Feel sorry for the owners as it will be out of business very very soon. Save your self the time and money. Don’t eat here. Unless it’s for a goof, and you want to see how actually shit this place is and you have money to burn.