Elle Macpherson Intimates

09÷1÷2012 First to Review
Elle. MACPHERSON! Show me some love. Yeahh baby!
You certainly know how to talk to me…“A traveller’s treasure trove of jewel brights, tribal prints and faded pastels combine to reflect the spirit of journeys taken.“
Very sexy. I might just be in heaven right now… your lingerie pieces make me stare adoringly at you.
I don’t need the sales people when I’m with you. Who cares. I’ve forgotten them already. You’re so much more beautiful to look at.
What I really like about you is that no-​one else in the Adelaide CBD stocks your kind of lingerie.
Really Elle, the pink, the see through, the dark fiery red… if you insist, I will happily resume our intimate night together.
Once again, the DJs intimate apparel sales team sucked, because there was no-​one in your section. What a shame. You clearly have the hottest lingerie in the entire Rundle Mall strip, yet you have a population of zero. Well, except for that older-​looking male with his eyes closed on your couch. Let’s play a quick game. Three possibilities for this funny situation:
a) he’s fantasizing about your lingerie
b) he’s fantasizing about Elle Macpherson
c) he likes the feel of your chair
d) he’s just tired from the crazy night before
e) his wife is taking her time and is in the changerooms
Anyway, I really like your lingerie… who cares about the nonexistent service I received. I’ll take my next hot girlfriend here.